I have
a question
for you.
It'll take about thirty seconds.
Best experienced with the sound of
your own thoughts.
brought to you by —, unpaid intern
Step 1 of 4 · The important one
Hey, will you go on a second-and-a-half date with me?
(The second one was… we don't have to talk about it. Half credit was awarded.)
Step 2 of 4 · Scheduling, romantically
Pick your three hours.
Whichever one you pick, I'm clearing it. This is not a negotiation, it's a formality.
None of these work? Pick the closest one and just tell me — I'll move things around. I'm extremely flexible and only slightly desperate.
Step 3 of 4 · The itinerary
Here's the plan.
Three hours, one video call, two time zones politely ignored.
Games. Hard ones.
—
A movie, together.
Same screen, same countdown, same three-two-one. You pick the genre — I'll do the finding.
Step 4 of 4 · The fine print
One more thing.
Your performance during this date is being evaluated.
Score highly enough and a gift arrives the day after — something I happen to know you'd like. I'm not saying what. I'm just saying I've been paying attention.
Effort is strongly encouraged. Bribery is also accepted.
- Attending
- —
- When
- —
- Hour 1
- Games
- Hours 2–3
- —
- Gift status
- Pending performance
It's official.
"Bingpot."
See you then. Bring your competitive streak.
You may now close this and act normal.